Hey guys! Well this episode is a real bummer on all accounts because Kat Timpf will be stepping down from her post as a Breaking Beltway co-host and some connection issues and scheduling got us all out of whack. We’re giving you a half-hour episode tonight that was unfortunately interrupted abruptly by connection issues. Make sure to bid Kat a proper farewell on her Twitter account @kctimpf. She will certainly be missed.
As for the future of Breaking Beltway, I will be taking the reins and bringing you the latest news and hot topics every week. I anticipate heavy drinking, some light cursing and a plethora of debauchery to follow…
Some news will be intertwined in there somewhere.
THIS IS MY SHOW NOW, BITCHES.
– Jess
Jessica Chasmar 
No checks & balances by Kat anymore!!!! Jess is going to have full control, control without rules. What will she do in great detail over the podcast? And will it have a Rating system? Ohhhh Lawwwd Jesus, lay your healin hands on this misguided youth, take her down to path of righteousness. Heal, women, heal!
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Girls! It’s the rate of inflation! If David Petraeus can’t make $200K for a single class, what the kind of world we live in? We a bunch if paupers? If he speaks at Yale or Harvard, G-Damnit, he better see nothing less than $500K. The f*ck! The man has expenses! Keeping up those multiple homes and $100,000 cars…well, you see one class only covers 1 car. Geez!