So basically, I hate everything right now. I’d rather take a relaxing soak in an alkali bath than comment further about the week’s events than I already have on social media. Thus, I am posting this hilarious nut-cracking ceremonial first pitch last night at Fenway Park by cancer survivor Jordan Leandre.
Ceremonial first pitch to the nuts. pic.twitter.com/UHTd4CGyK4
— Jared Carrabis (@Jared_Carrabis) August 16, 2017
Here’s the view from the unlucky recipient: photojournalist Tony Capobianco.
— Chris Mason (@ByChrisMason) August 16, 2017
I’m the one who got hit and I will never stop laughing at that video https://t.co/9lDHhbcnGO
— Tony Capobianco (@TonyCapobianco) August 17, 2017
To make matters worse, I’m a pitcher 🤦🏻♂️
— Jordan Leandre (@Jordan_BBS) August 16, 2017